Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Save Me

5 comments:

  1. Welcome to the world of man v. lawn.

    Lawn always wins.

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  2. Buy a dumptruckload of gravel?

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  3. Rodney, I have a rechargeable electric lawnmower that I would take
    $75, maybe even less depending, if interested. It's completely enviro-cool, but a little less labor intensive than the push-blade style.
    let me know if you need it.

    lanny

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  4. Hi Lanny,

    Thanks--that postmodern German-engineered wonder above is already on order w/ my German-engineered moniker upon on it.

    Failing that, genau, dumptruckload of gravel.

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  5. Doch, there's that new german lawn-laser. You install it at the corners of your lot on adjustable poles. At night it will silently trim your lawn to a precise height, and it will scan for intruders at the same time!

    Very green.

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