Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Sic Transit

So Sanjaya's gone. But not to be defeated, he left another poem auf der fansite:
1. Sanjaya is going to the White House for dinner tonight April 21st to meet the president.
2. Sanjaya will be on David Letterman Monday Night April 23rd.
3. There are plans in the works for a possible Hair commercial.
4. Sanjaya met Billy Ray Cyrus and may be appearing on Hannah Montana.
5. Rumor has it that Britney Spears has expressed an interest in working with Sanjaya.
6. Rumor has it that there have been talks with Sanjaya's agent about a recording contract.
7. Sanjaya was on Jay Leno and met Jack Black last Tuesday night.
8. Sanjaya says he would like to pursue acting, modeling, Broadway and music.

Sanjaya says he is considering a career in the louche world of small press poetry.

1 comment:

ratebeer.com said...

"Working with" Britney Spears? To my broham Sanjaya: WEAR A CONDOM.

San Jaya should get tantric with Jewel instead and make curious children with very generalized ambiguities.